Anchored just off the Coast of Reality
I know this chap. It's the same Yorkshire politician/secondhand car dealer in two of his many disguises. One regularly hawks 'ringers' at auction and the other specialises in backdated Insurance and MOT certificates.
Not to forget his exploits as a poet and troubadour:I want to honey-glase you, let you cook slowlybefore a passionate embrace.”I love thee feet, ankles, legs, thighs, bum and belly,arms, head and brain.”The recipe stops there, which is probably just as well.
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