Tuesday 8 May 2012

Dinosaur farts

Everyone, even the normally open-minded Longrider,  is poo-poohing  this idea for why the climate changed but they haven't looked at the evidence.   I've seen filums with dinosaurs and they are always growling as if their bellies hurt, which is only to be expected if you try to eat whole trees, other dinosaurs and ladies wearing fur bikinis. 

It's all true and here's the film to prove it.  Note they have actually photographed the gas.  This explains megafaunal extinction.



Please can I have a PhD from UEA now for this valuable piece of conclusive research?

6 comments:

Mark Wadsworth said...

He's "poo-pooing" the theory about dinosaur farts?

Can this debate get any more childish? We all know the dinosaurs never existed anyway, being an invention of ultra-atheist CGI experts determined to undermine the teachings of the Holy Bibble.

Barnacle Bill said...

Peer reviewing you theory it's the piggies wot done it and looking at the Westminster herd they're about to do it again, only this time to the UK!

Bill said...

Now if it were peer reviewed by the creationists I might begin to believe...

lilith said...

It is too much isn't it, Woman. The researchers have assumed that dinosaurs had stomachs like cattle, which they probably didn't. They have assumed improbable numbers of dinosaurs per square km. They suggest methane causes global warming, which as far as I can ascertain, it doesn't. And so on. It really is embarrassing that our media think this is proper science.

MTG said...

I first got wind of the credible hypothesis when council Inspectors required me to submit a licence application for my bean and sprout diet.

Woman on a Raft said...

When applying for the licence, don't forget to apply for the subsidy for energy generation.