tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6068105406305319114.post3409702008679641649..comments2024-01-11T17:17:37.361+00:00Comments on The Raft Journal: Are you looking at my bird?Woman on a Rafthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08897415591130901416noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6068105406305319114.post-83150437304959986632012-05-01T13:08:19.682+01:002012-05-01T13:08:19.682+01:00not all swans have a penis.
So any Greek gods thi...<i>not all swans have a penis.</i><br /><br />So any Greek gods thinking of manifesting had better check the biological specifications first or they could be very disappointed with the results.Woman on a Rafthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08897415591130901416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6068105406305319114.post-73885513692255159932012-05-01T11:23:54.472+01:002012-05-01T11:23:54.472+01:00In part, Mark is correct. Just as all policemen do...In part, Mark is correct. Just as all policemen do not have brains, not all swans have a penis. The organ is reserved for proper use by non-gay cobs and a few hermaphroditic exceptions.MTGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6068105406305319114.post-27382162805483576722012-04-30T18:36:08.334+01:002012-04-30T18:36:08.334+01:00OK, apparently, alone among birds, ducks have will...OK, apparently, alone among birds, ducks have willies. That suggests to me that swans don't, unless you count swans as "large white arrogant ducks".Mark Wadsworthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07733511175178098449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6068105406305319114.post-3175295464733770832012-04-30T15:46:29.781+01:002012-04-30T15:46:29.781+01:00Weird Science:
http://scientopia.org/blogs/scicur...Weird Science:<br /><br />http://scientopia.org/blogs/scicurious/2010/01/22/friday-weird-science-duck-duck-penis/<br /><br />I don't know if a similar paper has been written on swans. Given the size of the birds, they might much more difficult to film.Woman on a Rafthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08897415591130901416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6068105406305319114.post-39686400890647194892012-04-30T14:28:08.304+01:002012-04-30T14:28:08.304+01:00Oh, Mark, have you never seen a duck's penis? ...Oh, Mark, have you never seen a duck's penis? <br /><br />I mean, outside of the HoC, natch.. ;)JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6068105406305319114.post-73151936496728124772012-04-30T12:51:06.642+01:002012-04-30T12:51:06.642+01:00Harrow Police fully deserve to be given the bird.Harrow Police fully deserve to be given the bird.Smoking Hothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04534745989363293923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6068105406305319114.post-76642174119469939812012-04-30T12:30:03.074+01:002012-04-30T12:30:03.074+01:00Actually Mark, my veterinary friend assures me tha...Actually Mark, my veterinary friend assures me that swans do have a penis as do a couple more species. To be honest, l did think the same as you before my friend corrected me.Smoking Hothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04534745989363293923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6068105406305319114.post-82084904304670800362012-04-30T12:23:25.945+01:002012-04-30T12:23:25.945+01:00I never quite understood this, because swans (or a...I never quite understood this, because swans (or any birds) don't have willies, so there's just a lot of rubbing involved.Mark Wadsworthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07733511175178098449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6068105406305319114.post-72868441087777343762012-04-30T11:41:20.984+01:002012-04-30T11:41:20.984+01:00Of course the Beeb could offer the two plods an ar...Of course the Beeb could offer the two plods an art show to host when they're P45s land on their desks!Barnacle Billhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17257546424880537005noreply@blogger.com